Computer sayings, quotes and U

• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
• To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
• When all else fails, read the manual.
• Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
• DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
• The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
• I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.